Friday, February 26, 2010

2009 Running "Slasher" Awards

"The what awards," you ask? The Slasher awards. Nope, you've never heard of the running Slasher awards, because I just dreamed them up last night in a sleep-deprived-semi-awake-baby patrol-comatose state of mind. But if there's one thing the ultrarunning world needs, it's Slasher awards. I know it's a bit late in 2010 at this point to be handing out awards for 2009, but it's high time the running world saw Slasher awards.

So what exactly is a Slasher award? I'm awarding Slasher awards to the top men's and women's runners of 2009 that I feel have exemplified the Slasher mindset. That is to say, they have excelled not only in the trail-running world but also found success in the oft-forgotten road running genre (i.e., trailrunner SLASH roadrunner). As a trail running bum (dare I say dirtbag?!?) myself, I feel it's very easy to live in a bubble and to ignore and shun our leaner, better-groomed, more meticulous, pavement pounding brethren. Likewise, road runners in general probably couldn't care less about what the bearded, smelly, muddy contingent is doing galivanting around in the mountains. Ah, but once in a blue moon (which incidentally happened this past December for anyone counting), there comes along a runner who truly bridges the gap. This rare runner is able to fly through negative splits while sucking down gels in a marathon with ease, and in the very same year can slosh around in the mountains slamming cheeseburgers with the best of them. This runner carries a proverbial white flag of peace as a constant beacon of running unity to all the world. So, in an effort to bridge the gap, spread the love, and further the path toward a running utopia, the Slasher awards have arrived. In the famous words of Mr. King, "Why can't we all just get along?" Thanks, Slashers, for being so awesome!

So without further ado, I'd like to announce the first ever Slasher award winners. While I'm certain I've overlooked some noteworthy runners, I've gathered the information at hand and am now happy to announce the 2009 Slasher Award Winners. I haven't made a ranked list. Rather, I'm just naming an outright winner and one honorable mention spot.

  • The men's honorable mention spot was a really tough call and I'm fudging a bit to include historical data pre-2009 (seeing as how this is the first year of the award and all...). I assure you this won't happen again in future years. That said, the honorable mention spot goes to Uli Steidl, who has had a pretty spectacular track record as a Slasher. This year he ran a blistering course record race at the North Face Endurance Challenge 50 Mile Championship. Though I couldn't find any road results for 2009, I wouldn't be surprised if he slipped in a few fast performances under the radar. That said, Uli ran to victory 8 years straight at the Seattle Marathon and boasts a marathon PR of 2:13. (*edited added note: Uli did indeed slip in an amazing '09 road performance... a blazing 2:19:42 at the Dusseldorf Marathon!)
Congratulations to Kami and Michael (and Devon and Uli) on being the first ever Slashers of the Year! Keep up the great work, keep inspiring so many, keep spreading the love, and above all keep on slashing away!


crowther said...

Good award and good choices!

Sam said...

Thanks Greg! I actually thought of you immediately for this award too, but in my research couldn't find any '09 road data for you! I know you're a great Slasher too though, so keep up the good work!

crowther said...

Thanks, Sam ... but I consider myself more of a road guy than a true slasher (despite my 2009 ultra schedule). I have sort of a bad attitude about trails: I avoid the technical stuff when I can and complain about it when I can't, as opposed to actually practicing my technique and improving it. My impression is that Semick and Wardian aren't vastly better trail runners than I in terms of technique, but they have exemplary slasher attitudes in that they're always up for a new challenge, even if it's on a course that isn't perfect for them. We've all been to Western States, for example, but I dropped out (in 2007) because I couldn't handle the downhills, whereas they've hung on and finished.

Uli Steidl said...


I did run a 2:19:45 in May 2009 at the Duesseldorf Marathon in Germany, so I guess I do meet the standards for honorable mention.

Michael Wardian has had many great race results in 2009 and definitely deserves the slasher award. He did not, however, finish in the top 3 at the Northface race in December: myself, Geoff Goess, Chris Lundstrom and Japanese runner Kaburagi were the top 4. I think Michael was 5th...

Sam said...

Thanks Greg- that's some interesting insight, and I agree that both Semick and Wardian exemplify the Slasher attitude and are always going for new challenges. I know they are both doing Comrades this year, so that'll be fun to follow. For a road guy, I must say you've had a most excellent trail 2009/early 2010. Even if you do prefer less technical trail and steer clear of more mountainous stuff, you're still a true Slasher in my book! It's all about mixing it up a bit. To me, it seems the lines between road running/trailrunning/ultrarunning are becoming a bit more blurred of late as people try new surfaces and new distances, and I think this is great!

Uli, thanks so much for the fact checks! My brain is always a bit hazy these days, so I really appreciate it. I've corrected the info on the post now, and you're right- without a doubt you clearly met and exceeded the 2009 Slasher standards! Congrats on such an amazing time in Dusseldorf (albeit a bit belatedly now), and thanks for inspiring so many of us (both on road and off!)