Tuesday, December 21, 2010

RunCommuting and Nearly Indecent Exposure

Last week I returned home to Seattle on a flight from SFO, and had decided I'd be as energy efficient/frugal as possible getting home from the airport.  While my original plan was to simply run home from the airport, the 20+ miles looked far less appealing when I realized I'd have to carry my garment bag with a suit in it in my hand, as it didn't fit in my medium-sized carry on bag/backpack.  So, I opted for the shorter run option and headed for the new Light Rail airport station, which would take me as far as downtown. 

There's something very freeing about running places when most would expect you to take a car.  I almost felt like some sort of a running superhero, as I had running clothes hidden underneath my blue jeans and shirt, ready to go when the opportunity came.  Now, this unfortunately led to a very awkward encounter on the light rail train car.  I chose a seat in the middle of the train where no one was sitting, and in this spot the train is very narrow and there are only 2 rows of seats, both facing inward and therefore facing each other.  As I rifled through my bag to get my running shoes, etc., 3 nice young gals sat down in the row directly in front of me (literally picture 3 inches between our knees...).  I then sat for a moment, pondering how to warn these women in such close proximity that I was about to remove my pants... or if I should say nothing, move quickly and just get it done.  I didn't want to get slapped or scare anyone, so I opted for a fair warning.  Not sure what to say, I just looked at them and kind of blurted, "So, I just wanted to let you know that I'm not a creep or anything, but I am about to take off my pants.  But not to worry!  I have running clothes on underneath."  The looks on their faces went through countless permutations during the short course of my warning- from shock to fear to confusion to perhaps a look of relief and amusement.  As I stood up and popped the button on my jeans, they responded, "wow, thanks a bunch for warning us!  We would've literally freaked out!"  We all laughed, and the crisis was averted. 

Anyway, despite the awkward changing experience, it was a great trip.  I got my bag packed up, and when we got to the Westlake station downtown, I was on the move!  While I can't say I'd recommend running 10+ miles with a garment bag in hand and a full pack, it worked alright, and like I said- it was very freeing to arrive back at our front door mostly under my own foot power.  Lessons learned- 1) Find or invent a wrinkle-free suit that I can smash into a pack and not worry about.  2) Always warn people before taking off pants.  3) Running is incredibly freeing and a very valid form of transportation.

1 comment:

Justin Mock said...

Hey Sam,

I'm writing a few articles about FKTs for RunningTimes.com and was hoping you'd be up for answering a few questions about your Colorado Trail FKT attempt in 08? I dug up those blog posts and would love to get a few quotes. Email me if you wouldn't mind answering a few questions - justinmock AT hotmail DOT com.

Many thanks!